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The moment she gave me this look, I knew things with my older sister would never be the same. It was the first time she actually considered my endless requests to see her topless as more than just a stupid joke. It’s when she knew I was serious.
So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and
bbcsherlockpickuplines: So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportiv
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shayvaalski: mymanic: Fuck this is the funniest thing ever MY FUCKING HAND TO GOD I JUST TOLD THIS JOKE TO BLUE AND JACK AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE AND BOTH OF THEM GAVE ME THE FILTHY LOOK OF “HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH AWFUL PUNS” THEY HAD NEVER HEARD
With the way Pearl talks, she might just lose us the entire earth(Submitted by cherry-lozenges)
“Now ive just gotta decide what to wear. Is it true that orange is the new black?”
yeah agreed and it NEVER applies to m/m shipsi just suddenly remembered SNK where Eren who is what 15? a literal underage CHILD was shipped with Levi who also has an unknown age but is hinted at/joked about being quite old and im just MMMHHMM ok then
pdsophie: - never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes
jadefyre: technicallity: sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals
Outfit of the day. My mom gave me this cardigan (of course she was joking) and made a deal with me that if I accepted it I would never steal clothes from her closet again!
ask-pinchy: ((Hey guys, A-P&S mod here, just informing you that the joke I made about Shy kiiinda was true. I just never feel as compelled to draw her as I do Pinchy, so I’m setting her free and switching up the tumblr name again.So, without further
khaleesipotter: Actors [2/8] Matthew Gray Gubler “I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to entertain people anyway I can. I try never to limit
just-shower-thoughts:Dorian Gray jokes never get old.
spacepsychologist:chaumas-deactivated20230115:horror story in which the narrator has a breakdown over the unspeakable otherworldly evil they witnessed but the reader slowly realizes they just saw a porcupine or something and didn’t know what it was
swoonforme: thegestianpoet: where does dorian gray buy his clothes? at forever 21 dorian gray jokes just never get old I FUCKING LOVE THIS JOKE
Sometimes I wonder if my employers are just fucking with me “Hey I know it’s five minutes before you have to leave for work but we’re changing you to night shift today. At a different hotel. One you’ve never been to. Enjoy learning
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
the-world-of-steven-universe: Yup, Pearl’s nose is a weapon too! >W< (x)
I just thought of a hilarious terrible joke I want to draw but to do it I’d have to draw Jasper and Peridot and I’ve never drawn either of them before so it will probably look awful
mechandra replied to your post: I just thought of a hilarious terrible…maybe you could get someone to help you with it. man, it would be nice to know some artist friends hm hm hm hm hm hm hmI could never drag such a person into my bad joke hell
tinycartridge: Picross 3D Round 2 out today ⊟ With a demo coming too! Do yourself a favor and play the demo if you’ve never played Picross 3D. If you have played Picross 3D, I’m sure you’re just crying uncontrollably in joy like I am. CRYING.
My little sister was telling me about how there’s this old joke book in her classroom and sometimes during breaks or free reading she and some other kids will sit around and read jokes to each other. So one time one of them read a joke that went
urainiumbombs: ohheytayla: ewitsgeo: alexandertalisker: jumpingpuddles: The Incredibles (2004) DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE… No wonder why she attacked him. I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT
just-shower-thoughts: Dorian Gray jokes never get old.
reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said “if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
Hahaha yeah I was joking around before but shit just got realI like how my dad who’s never even been in a tropical storm just tells me: “SEND ME SOME VIDEO”
just-an-idjit-with-a-tardis: I will never view this joke the same way again
zamii070: transcendentspirit: GUYS.OVER HALF OF THESE REVIEWS ARE ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE AND MANY ARE NEGATIVE.WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS.DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE REVIEWS AS A JOKE ABOUT THE STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODE. DO NOT LEAVE 5 STAR REVIEWS
notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
dabhabit: When I was in the hospital I was roomed with a schizophrenic And she was the most gentle person I have ever met There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck Who told very funny jokes A girl who never spoke a word Would draw the
letao: I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42:xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
svrti: “Come on, it was just a joke” said the privileged white male, who had never had to experience continuous discrimination based on his sex, race, religion, and cultural background.
moonblossom: deluxetrashqueen:Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give
so I’m just like mildly frustrated with my relationship right now. it’s v hard to be understanding 24/7. it’s also v hard to be the only one willing to be romantic. it’s also hard having a partner who thinks romance is a joke.
nevertrustamanwho: Never trust a man who makes fun of you because your stomach isn’t flat, even if it’s “just joking”
just-shower-thoughts: You can’t offend unvaccinated kids with anti-vax jokes because they’ll never be old enough to understand them
demonboyhalo:just so ppl are aware, i firmly believe april fools is for funny little gimmicks, absurdist memes, and dad jokes, so this blog won’t be reblogging any sudden flashing/jumpscare/g0re videos!!
ewelock: dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three
tysonhesse: I just realized I never put this online anywhere. This is a little Knuckles comic I did for a zine that some friends of mine put together for SPX last year. It’s nothing like the last Sonic comics I did. Fewer jokes, and just generally
Never ever call a girl fat. Not even as a joke. You don't know how much that hurts even when she just smiles. It's a fake one.
I’M NOT GOOD AT BEING ASKED SERIOUS QUESTIONS. HERE LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE!You know the phrase “—my ass!”? For example:Carl: “Johnny, I just had a serious make-out session with Patrick!" Johnny: "Make-out session
KatNep isn’t even considered RARE or out of the ordinary its just treated very badly and like a joke. It’s portrayed as either one sided and Nepeta being very childish and sometimes stalkerish over him. Which I don’t have to explain
dollymyfolly: I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t
handsomehugs: you know she ded. i literally made this joke/started this back in September but never finished/posted it because it was just a silly comic where i used a joke from rick and morty. but i want to get it off my computer so, here you go.
I know this is a little sadistic but isn’t it just the best when people used to be really attractive when they were like 14/15 and then puberty just dicks on them.
butch4femmefuffy:butch4femmefuffy:i personally headcanon that sokka never officially comes out they just start dating suki who uses they/them pronouns for sokka & everyone just catches up. someone jokes that suki’s a lesbian and she says “well
blushing-bertholdt: thearminarlelt: i like how the fandom just silently all knows that bertholdt probably has a big dick i never see it discussed but everyone agrees as far as ive seen i think thats magical [nervous sweating]i bet you all peeked didn’t
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